In a distant nebula, longer ago than humans
may care to think about, there was a star. This star,
under further inspection, had grass, trees, oceans,
birds, and...people? Not quite. In this land, called
Dream Land, there lived a strange race of beings. They
appeared to be round, pink balls, with 2 arms, 2 feet,
eyes, and big smiles.
Dream Land had fountain in the center of it. This
mysterious fountain, built by an ancient people,
controlled the dreams of the people and made them all
happy. The fountain was kept in balance by the holy Star
Rod, which rested on top of the fountain.
The people of Dream Land, the pink puffs, built a massive
army. An undestructable fighting force that would surely
wipe out an entire planet. This grand army was led by the
greatest warrior the universe has ever seen and will ever
see, a mighty pink ball named Kaburnakus. With Kaburnakus
and the other mighty warriors, the Dream Land warriors
were prepared for any attack with might and courage.
One day, in 64 BW (Before War), Kiburnakus, the mighty
warrior, gave birth to a son. He named his pink puff son
Kirbacus. Kirbacus inherated the strength, bravery, and
valor of his father, and after Kiburnakus passed away,
several dozen years later, Kirbacus became the leader of
the army of Dream Land.
In 26 BW, the citizens finally realized that all the
people of Dream Land did was eat, sleep, and socialize.
Dream Land was a happy world of dreams and life, there
would never be a mean soul in it. So, they shut down the
army, and Kirbacus retired to live a happy life. After
several years, Kirbacus had a son. This son was amazingly
strong. At the age of 2, he could arm wrestle, and
defeat, any of the pink people in all of the village.
Kirbacus named him: Kirby.
Kirby was one of the most popular and most respected
people in the village of Dream Land, but he didn't let
that get in the way of the fact that Dream Land was a
happy land of peace and prosperity. Kirbacus and Kirby
managed to put Dream Land into an ultimate peace.
As Kirby hit the age of 14, in 3 BW, something terrible
happened. A small army, led by a penguin who called
himself King Dedede, attacked the peaceful village of
Dream Land. They had no army to retort with, and Dedede
easily took the 5 food stars of Dream Land, and then
left. Kirby woke up shortly therafter, and learned what
had happened. As the pink puffs of Dream Land starved,
Kirby set off on the first adventure in the history of
the universe: a quest to recover the missing food stars
from the menace, King Dedede, who stole them. Kirby
fought through King Dedede's army,
defeating all his henchman along the way, like Whispy
Woods and the killer Kracko. Eventually, Kirby reached
Dedede's castle and battled the penguin. After a little
less than an hour, Kirby was the victor! He took back the
food stars and returned them to the village. Kirby was
titled a hero. Kirby forced King Dedede to promise not to
make any more trouble.
Next year, the Star Rod vanished in the middle of the
night. The people of Dream Land woke up in cold sweats,
all having terrible, terrible nightmares. Kirby among
them. Kirby quickly rushed out to investigate, and found
none other than penguin tracks leading from the fountain.
Kirby pulled off his night cap and set off on a new
adventure. After quickly coming across Whispy Woods
again, and finding he had a 7th of the Star Rod, Kirby
threatened to light him on fire and asked what Dedede did
with the other 6 pieces. Whispy quickly told him that
Dedede gave a piece to each of his friends, and kept one
for himself. The pink wonder fought, again, through
Dedede's worlds, beating up his friends, and taking back
the Star Rod pieces. Among these friends was the evil
Meta Knight, a swordsman from outer space. Eventually,
Kirby found Dedede's hiding spot, and after a ferocious
battle, Kirby snatched the final piece from Dedede. Kirby
and the other pink puffs beat up Dedede, to teach him a
lesson. Kirby put the Star Rod back together, and tossed
it on the fountain. As he did this, a black shape
emerged, a Nightmare. Then, the truth dawned on Kirby.
King Dedede stole the Star Rod so the Nightmare that had
been building up under the good dreams couldn't come to
life. Dedede had been fiercly protecting Dream Land...and
Kirby had just awakened the Nightmare. It was all Kirby
and the people of Dream Land's fault. Dedede was the real
hero of this story. Dedede and Kirby fought the Nightmare
for several hours, and eventually defeated it. Kirby and
the pink puffs apologized to King Dedede, and he was
titled a hero.
0 BW arrived. An evil power spanning the galaxy, a
massive, pure bred darkness, black to the heart, ready to
show no mercy, no remorse, and kill everything in it's
path, came to Dream Land. This incredible evil truly had
no real mind...it destroyed. It hypnotized creatues of
Dream Land, forced them to help it, a huge army spanning
perhaps 70% of Dream Land's population, and... it
attacked. The pink people of Dream Land were shocked,
including Kirby. Kirby turned to Dedede to look for help,
but he was hypnotised by the evil. The evil force called
itself: Dark Matter.
The pink people of Dream Land quickly organized a small
army, led by Kirbacus, and went to battle against Dark
Matter and his army. They were all killed. Including
Kirbacus. 20 Dream Landians fell in battle on that day.
That was the day that changed the history of the happy
planet. No thief stealing food. No nightmare bubble
building up. Dream Land declared war against Dark Matter.
As the battle raged on, and hypnotised Dream Landians
fought their own planet, Kirby set off into the mess on a
journey to find, and unhypnotise King Dedede. After many
weeks of combat, Kirby found his friend, and after a
fierce battle, awoke Dedede. Dedede gave Kirby the info
he had learned when his and Dark Matter's mind had been
one, and Kirby figured out how to meet Dark Matter face
to face, and fight him. Kirby fought Dark Matter, the
source of evil, directly, and after a combat, in which
Kirby nearly lost his life, Dark Matter was destroyed.
Good is always destined to emerge.
After Dark Matter was destroyed, all the hypnotized
people came back to their senses, and Dream Land
celebrated. The evil was beaten. Kirby saved the day
again. Dream Land settled back into a peace, which was
5 AW. 5 years after the war against Dark Matter, a new
threat came up, (although this one the most minor one
yet)a huge bird, known as Dyna Blade, tormented the
people of Dream Land. Kirby, thirsting for more
adventure, set out on a small quest to teach the bird a
lesson. He quickly reached the top of the mountain where
the bird waited, and after a battle, taught it a lesson.
Less than 2 weeks later, more combat. Dream Land was on a
role. However, this time, the antagonist had a much more
personal goal. The Meta Knight, who Kirby beat in a sword
battle 7 long years ago, came back in his Star Ship, to
destroy Kirby. Dyna Blade helped fly Kirby up to the Star
Ship, where he could meet the enemy. However, tragicly,
the Meta Knight shot at Dyna Blade and ended the bird's
life. Kirby, enraged that an innocent being was destroyed
by his enemy, fought through the robots, cannons, and
henchmen of the ship, and met the Meta Knight again.
After a legendary sword battle, Kirby defeated the Meta
Knight. But, instead of going down like a knight, the
Meta Knight set his ship on self destruct, with Kirby
still on it. Kirby escaped with less than a second to
spare, while he trapped the Meta Knight inside. Kirby
watched the spectacular explosion from a mountainside.
Dyna Blade was avenged.
Every 1000 years, the great comet Nova passes through the
galaxy where Dream Land is. Marx, Kirby's cowardly, weak,
but still funny, best friend, encouraged Kirby to try to
make a wish at Nova for eternal peace in Dream Land. But
first, Kirby had to explore the planets of the galaxy,
and receive the Star piece at the end of each. Having
each one would awaken Nova. After several weeks of
adventuring, Kirby recovered them all, and awakened Nova.
"WHAT IS YOUR WISH?" the comet asked. Marx,
Kirby's presumed friend, pushed Kirby out of the way, and
requested to rule Dream Land with an iron fist. Nova gave
Marx god-like powers, and proceeded to leave the galaxy.
Kirby quickly got to the core of Nova, and destroyed it,
hoping that would take away Marx's powers. It did limit
them slightly, but Marx stayed powerful. Marx grabbed
Kirby, and forced him onto a random star, then proceeded
to pummel and hurt his former friend, laughing that he
would rule Dream Land. Kirby, enraged, fought back, in a
battle almost on scale with his battle against Dark
Matter. After several hours of fierce combat, Kirby
destroyed Marx. His former friend.
Dream Land settled into peace once more...the question
is, for how long?